Thursday, September 27, 2007

Those Iranians aren't gay, just happy

Editor's note: Sorry there was no post yesterday. My host,, wasn't accessible.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who some say is the Middle Eastern Bronson Pinchot (or possibly Steve Carrell), faced down a tough audience at Columbia University earlier this week, withstanding a blistering introduction and then fielding questions.

My favorite moment came when he was asked about Iran's treatment of gays. He stated emphatically, albeit hrough a translator, that there's no problem, because "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country."

Seems reasonable. I mean, he is the president of the country. He oughta know.

I just hope that legions of middle eastern gays take this oppotunity to descend on Iran, bringing with them an army of little dogs, to take so-so Tehran neighborhoods and clean them up with track lighting, high ceilings and accent walls.



Blogger Sebastian Dangerfield said...

God knows 'the boys' are changing Fields Corner in Dorchester at lightning speed- where else would you find a 2 tenant commercial building rent to 1) a gay bar and 2) a Dunkin' Donuts?

September 27, 2007  
Anonymous A Persicuted Iranian said...

The fool's name is Ahmadinejad. But I think he also goes by You Know Who.

September 27, 2007  
Anonymous and then said said...

persecuted, persicuted... as long as we ain't gay...

September 27, 2007  
Blogger Cedar said...

Also, kind of Bill Murray, if this sorryass caricature means anything

Does he acutally wear orange polo shirts and leather vests in public?

September 27, 2007  
Anonymous holy mosesnax said...

Yikes. Now I know how GB looks to the Arab world. Dangerous, deranged freaks, both of them.

September 27, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can he really be 100% sure there are no gays there ? I hope he checked all the closets in Iran. Maybe they can shut the door on him. RZ

September 27, 2007  

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