Tuesday, September 25, 2007

You are the Decider: Just like us edition

You might think that because the candidates running for president are all super wealthy and are unwilling to speak candidly because of political concerns that they're different from you and me. Au contraire! As you'll see in this edition of You are the Decider: Candidates -- They're just like us!

They talk on the phone! Below, see that Rudy Giuliani is smart enough to know that when his wife calls, he's gotta answer, as he did during a speech before the NRA last week. If only he'd shown such care with his first two wives.

They try to fit in with the cool kids! Here you see Bill Richardson trying to hone in on the conversation between Hillary Clinton and Chris Dodd. Can't blame the guy. His best bet in the race is for people to confuse him with someone else.

They play rock, paper, scissors! Mitt Romney throws paper in a game of rochambeaux. Save that strategy for the general election, chief, just in case you have to face Rock Obama.



Blogger W said...

Picture #2; I believe it is the political version of the original three wise monkeys...

- Cover the evil.
- Lock up the evil.
- Hey looky here at my evil!

Or, some combination of the wise monkeys and rochambeaux. But I can't tell who is winning...

September 25, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have got to be kidding. If they were just like us they would have more to offer, and I don't mean money. Think about it! RZ

September 25, 2007  
Anonymous Kevin said...

Who could Bill Richardson be mistaken for in order to get my vote? Senator Daniel Inouye? Now that's a great deal. He's a senator...and he's from Hawaii. I'd vote for that

September 26, 2007  
Anonymous Biff Tannen said...

Who's Bill Richardson? Don't you mean Emilio Delgado? You may know him as Luis from Sesame Street (pictured, middle, in this link: http://www.hellohola.org/awards/gala05/gala05pix/abemiliosonia.jpg)

September 27, 2007  

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