Monday, August 04, 2008

What might have been

Sen. John Kerry (D-Trousers) has long been rumored to be interested in women half one-third his age, which makes these pictures from last weekend on Nantucket so funny.

It's all on the up-and-up, according to a Kerry spokesman, who says the Senator simply obliged a request from some young constituents to pose in some photos at the Straight Warf restaurant.

I guess that hangdog face is permanent, except for occasions when he's in a ridiculous get-up: