Why are the pretty ones so dumb?

It's my esteemed pleasure to share with you the story of the now-dethroned Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, 18, of Blanchard.

Evans and three friends decided they'd skip out on their bill at the Posados Cafe in Bossier City, near Shreveport. While that's not necessarily the appropriate behavior of someone selected as the downright prettiest and most genteel of all the teens in Louisiana, it's not cause enough to lose your crown.

See the thing is, Lindsey Evans forgot her purse during the dine-and-dash. She was arrested when she came back for it, and got in even more trouble when police found she had marijuana in there.

Oops.

So now she faces four criminal charges and has had her Miss Teen Louisiana crown revoked -- with just 11 days in her beneficent tenure. At least she smiled nice for the police: