Saturday, April 29, 2006

All the news you'll ever need

Good idea. You start. In an issue sure to elevate the level of discussion on talk radio, the Star Spangled Banner has been recast in Spanish. President Bush's reaction: "I think people who want to be a citizen of this country ought to learn English."

Wait. You mean it wasn't Joey's animal magnetism? Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher says it was the club drug Ecstasy that led her to shoot Joey Buttafuoco's wife Mary Jo while she was having an affair with the Italian Stallion in 1992. I didn't even realize E was around that long ago. Long Island gets everything first.



Anonymous holy moses said...

I think Fred Barnes has it right. His IS the Rebel in Chief - apparently rebelling against a wife and mother supposedly devoted to literacy, education..and that most dreaded of pastimes...READING. How do you say Decider in Spanish, anyway ?

April 29, 2006  

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