Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Lose the weight, but keep your fat head

The new NutriSystem commercials have been around for a while; you'll have to forgive me for taking so many months to make fun of them. Basically, it's your standard before/after weight loss ad, but with athletes-turned-sportscasters as the spokesmodels.

Just look at those blowhards on the right. Among them the've lost 188 pounds -- That's enough for a whole utility infielder!

And not pictured is the fattest ESPN fathead of all, John Kruk. He's easily the star of the ads, thanks to his line "My wife says I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be." That's an ESPN Classic.



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